Boom!
We’re nearly there! Before you get all excited and drunk there are a few very important things to remember before leaving the house…
OPENING TIMES: – the doors open at 1pm on Thursday for Early Entry Ticket holders only. If you have a standard weekend ticket then you will not be allowed access until 8am Friday. Please DON’T turn up early – we will not let you in!
BAND START TIMES: – bands start at 4pm on Thursday and midday on Friday & Saturday.
ID: – If you look under 21 and want to be served alcohol at the bar then you must bring an official form of ID (passport, photo driver’s licence, Prove It card etc).
FORBIDDEN ITEMS: – as a condition of our license you cannot bring glass, fireworks or chinese lanterns onto the site.
DIRECTIONS: – click here for directions and transport information.
BBQs & BONFIRES: – Small disposable BBQs are cool, but as a condition of our license bonfires are unfortunately not allowed.
LITTER: – Upcote Farm has been designated an Environmentally Sensitive Area. Please put all litter in the bins provided and respect the local environment. Recycling facilities will be available so please please please use them.
More info is available on our website here.
And if anyone fancies a pre-Trees warm up, we’ll see you at the Your Demise gig in Cheltenham tonight. The beers are on you!
Get Ready. Get set. Go.
Rob, Mark, Bren, Andy, Si and James
Two Thousand Trees Festival


Hey Guys
It’s okay 3 days now
2 for you
And my entire school is getting really excited! Atleast half of us are turning up!
Just a quick question regarding the site and the facilities there, what are the arrangements toilet wise? and also will there be a water point at all? Like where you can get water from? As I need to know if I need to pack bottled water or not – for that all important cuppa in the morning!
Best regards, Abi x
Does this mean that gas stoves are permitted?