7/8/9 July 2022


Yo people!

So are you ready to bring the mother-humpin’ noise or what? We are ready for some BANDS, some BADGERS and some BOOYAKASHA (sorry about that, we were just looking for words beginning with B…). Anyhoo… Trees is literally days away so we’d thought we’d give you a bit of a taster of what to expect…

We’re very proud of our line up this year so please make sure you have a good listen in advance. Just go to the 2000trees line up page to find links to all the bands plus our awesome Spotify playlists.

We have a much improved Silent Disco set up this year… It will take place from the Main Stage, the Cave and the GreenHouse on both Friday and Saturday nights until 3am – rain or shine. It’s gonna shine right?! Music wise, here’s what you’ll get…
– Main Stage: something for all tastes.
– The Cave: a much more alternative selection of rock dance-floor fillers.
– The GreenHouse: a selection of dance DJs plus some seriously chilled out tunes.

The Distribution Point will be located next to Wristband Exchange and will be open from 7am to 3am on Friday / Saturday and between 7am and 1pm on Sunday. Don’t forget your £10 deposit.

There are three Busk Stops on site. For Busking! Get it? Just grab a guitar and get up and play anytime you feel like it. Or why not go all Futureheads on us and do it A capella?

Bring your radios folks and tune in to Trees 87.7FM throughout the weekend to hear a selection of interviews, secret acoustic sets and much more. Gonna be sweeet!

Showing you a little bit of what goes on at Upcote Farm when the field is not packed with you legends, the farmer, Sheila Platt, will display how she controls her sheep using only a whistle and her two dogs. Good clean fun! Weather permitting this will be taking place at a top secret location (one of the fields) so you’ll need to meet us at the GreenHouse at 10.45am on the Saturday.

The theme is Video Game Characters – hopefully you already know this. To enter the competition you’ll need to register in Lebowski’s Bar (in the main arena) between 1pm and 3pm on Saturday. The winner will be announced at the Main Stage around 4:15pm.

Excited yet?! We certainly are.

Muchos Lovos

Rob, Mark, Bren, Andy, Si and James
Two Thousand Trees Festival

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You only have 52 weekends a year, make sure the 7-9th July 2022 is a belter!